1. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa bill.
2. Pop some popcorn without putting the lid on.
3. When someone tells you to "Have a Nice Day", tell them you have other plans.
4. Make a list of things you have already done.
5. Thumb through National Geographic and draw underwear on the natives.
6. Drive to work in reverse.
7. Bill your doctor for the time you spent in his waiting room.
8. Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages.
9. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out.
Have a GREAT day!